Showing posts with label Fear Street series. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fear Street series. Show all posts

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Fifth Episode: Sunburn


The FIFTH episode of WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID ON FEAR STREET is available!!!







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Sunburn Stats

Characters- Claudia Walker, Marla Drexel, Joy Birkin, Sophie Moore, Daniel aka Ghostboy
Locations- Summerhaven
Romances- Claudia/Daniel, Joy-Sophie/Carl-Dean
Fashions- White tennis shorts, spandex shorts, denim shorts w/ GAP t-shirt
Kills- 2, plus 1 dog
Most Dated Reference- writing letters by snail mail, VHS tape, floatation belts


Cassi's Theory- Hospitals don't exist. DC Universe-- Claudia is Supergirl, Marla's dad is Bruce Wayne.  Arkham Asylum. This is really Jurassic Park.
Michelle's Theory- Robot Sharks.

Cassi's PSAs- Be nice to your sister.  Swimming in riptide info.  How to deal with sunburn.

Ratings:

Michelle- 3/5 Robot Sharks
Mia- 3/5 Electrocutions
Cassi- 4/5 Near Death Experiences

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Fourth Episode: The Dead Lifeguard






Fourth Episode of WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID ON FEAR STREET is available!!








The Dead Lifeguard Stats


Characters-- Lindsay Beck, Danny, May-Ann Delacroix, Spencer Brown, Cassie Harlow, Pug, Dierdre Webb, Arnie, Pete Harris, Marissa Dutton, and someone named Mouse

Locations-- Fear Street, 212 Fear Street, Burned Out Fear Mansion, North Beach Country Club
Romances-- May-Ann and Pete, Pug and everyone (mostly Cassie), Arnie and nobody
Fashions -- White high tops, red bandana, spandex bike shorts with an over-sized t-shirt, and muscle shirts with faded jean cuttoffs. 1/2 a sweater which was actually a Shadyside sweatshirt
Kills-- Three. Two during the book and three before.
Suki sighting-- Nope. She's way too cool to go to this weird  swimming club in the middle of nowhere
Most Dated Reference-- Calling the Operator and a Walkman. Also referring to people as having "hot bods."

Mia's Theories-- Shadyside is an asylum for the criminally insane and these books are just the characters telling their story to their therapist, or these characters are dead and in purgatory and this is just where they do to work through their issues. Also, Fear Street is a never-ending street that goes on forever.
Cassi's PSA-- The real killer is melanoma. But also bullying. Don't pick on people because they might die and then they're friend will try to kill you.



Ratings 

Michelle - 2 out of 5 "Suspicious Moles"
Cassi - 3.5 out of 5 "B Plots"
Mia - 3 out of 5 "Mice Figurines"

Friday, May 26, 2017

The Rules

So your parents forced you to move into an old house with hidden passages and there's a burnt out mansion outside your bedroom window. Or maybe you grew up in a small house at the beginning of Fear Street and the dark and terrifying has just started to worm it’s way into your life. Congratulations, you’re the protagonist in a Fear Street novel!


I know what you’re thinking, how do I make it out of this alive and with all my body parts intact? The real answer is, you probably don’t have a chance, but there are a few precautions you can take to survive a Fear Street novel. On this edition of Fear Street Fridays, we present to you...


The 5 rules one must abide by to survive a Fear Street Novel

  1. Never date the mysterious newcomer
    The guy or gal you see in the hallway that always seems to appear out of nowhere and nobody else has ever heard of is not the person of your dreams! They are either a) dead b) a murderer c) both. Just spend some time with your next door neighbor or maybe ask out someone from the chess club. They never seem to be involved in satanic rituals or dares that go horribly wrong.

  2. Don't have a younger sibling
    If you already have a younger sibling you may want to consider locking your door at night because said younger sibling is jealous of you and will try to murder you. Honestly, it’s better just to not have one in the first place. Maybe there’s an old cuckoo clock in your new house that can help you take care of that?

  3. Don't go on any trips or vacations
    So it’s been a few weeks on Fear Street and all the weird shit is starting to get to you. You start to think, “I need to get out of here for a while and clear my head. Nothing could go wrong if I’m not even on Fear Street, right?” WRONG. You’re tainted now. There’s nothing you can do to get away from it. If you go on vacation or up to visit your significant other at school everything will go batshit while your guard’s down. It’s better to stay home where at least you know to be cautious.

  4. Don't join the cheerleader squad
    I know the pom poms and lifts look fun. Everyone, once in their life, wonders what it’s like to be the girl at the top of the pyramid, but don’t give into temptation. Sure, at a normal school you’d have to worry about becoming one of the bitchy popular girls or being peer pressured to take diet pills to lose those last pesky 5 lbs, but this is Shadyside High. Here it’s all demon possessions and dead bodies in the locker room. Not something that looks good on a college application.

  5. Don't go to Shadyside University
    Are you kidding? You managed to survive 18 years on the most terrifying street, in the most terrifying town in America and instead of getting out as fast as you can you choose to stay local for college? Are you nuts? This is your last chance! Get out now! Run as fast as you can and never look back!

One last piece of advice: stay away from anyone named Fear or Goode. Those relationships never end well.

Those are the rules. Follow them and maybe today won't be your last. Good luck!

Friday, May 12, 2017

The Geography of the Fear Street Series

Welcome to Shadyside: 
Pro Tip... Stay off of Fear Street. But to be entirely honest, you're not much safer anywhere else.

Happy Fear Street Friday! We are trying a new thing here on the blog where we post something on Fridays. It probably won't be every Friday because we're busy and have jobs, kids, other blogs, boyfriends, cats to worry about. But check back on Fridays for fun posts and other content.

So there is something you should know about me. I love maps. Like seriously. More than the average person. I once joked to a friend that I would be perfectly happy wallpapering my apartment with maps. And honestly, I've kind of low key done that. I have about six maps taking up one wall in my apartment.

So in preparation for our future podcasts and to help you all (and myself) get accustomed to the town of Shadyside, Ohio I thought I would share this map and some of the landmarks from the Fear Street series. This is not the best map and it's kind of hard to make everything out but here it is in all it's glory.

Source: robinfear.tumblr.com













Some places of note...

1.) Fear Street
Obviously we have to start at Fear Street. The namesake of the series can be found on the south southwestern part of town. In case you didn't find it right away by the fact that it's COLORED RED! It's that evil I guess. They really leave little to the imagination. Also important to note, the cemetery isn't the entire street. It's actually pretty small. My favorite part about it though is that at the very end of the street is a pretty sweet covered bridge. HISTORIC!

2.) The Burned Out Fear Mansion
Do you see if there in the top left corner? The home of the Fear family that is heavily featured in the Fear Street Saga. In the first book they give the impression it's basically a heap of ashes but in this picture it is literally on fire. They do say there's a fire that won't go out on the street so is that the mansion? Now I'm with Michelle, where is the Unsolved Mysteries guy?

3.) The Old Abandoned Old Abandoned Mill
Wow, that is super close to Fear Street. No wonder shit goes down there. In one book this abandoned mill close to Fear Street is a cool teen hang out probably because R.L. Stine had just watched Footloose and was like "wow, those dance moves are top notch." Then in The Overnight the town has decided to make it a legit dance club because, why no? Although I do appreciate their consideration to reuse abandoned buildings.

4.) North Hills
I know it's confusing because it's pictured in the bottom right but that is the north side of town. North Hills this is the fancy neighborhood where basically all our protagonists live. Because so far only bad things have happened to rich kids. Which honestly, I'm not arguing with. Plus North Hills is another Pittsburgh place that makes us feel like it takes place here.

5.) Shadyside High School
Located just outside of North Hills, this is a fixture in most of the books because they are about teenagers. It is the location of feats of gymnastic prowess, dead cats in lockers, school dances where people get pushed down stairs, Outdoor Club meetings, and play practices where dead bodies appear. Just to name a few. I'm sure there will be me more to report later.

6.) Fear Island
There it is just behind the Fear Mansion and in the absolute middle of nowhere. As we know from The Overnight it's in the middle of the woods, in the middle of a lake which holds up on this map. Plus it's full of maybe not so deep cliffs and is an Indian burial ground. Perfect place for a camping trip, amiright? In a town full of mysterious happens who thinks to go to the most secluded part of time? These dummies I guess.

7.) Division Street Mall
Wow, the mall is super close to the high school. That is either a really good decision or a really bad decision. If I could walk to the mall in high school I probably would have spent way more time there than I already did. But it makes sense that these characters do just that.

That's all the key locations I have for now. There are at least two pizza places lurking around the town but it's hard to zoom in to find them. I'm sure more interesting places will pop up as we read more books. There has to be some sort of beach or pool based on the upcoming summer reads we have planned, and I'm intrigued by what they have labeled the "Old Village."

I hope you enjoyed this proverbial stroll through Shadyside as much as I did. And I hope now, like me, you have a better understanding of what Shadyside looks like and where everything is. Now when they mention stuff we can refer back to this map. That'll be cool, right? No? It won't be. Whatever.

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